See You as Soon as You Open!
(Originally in English)
A bar owner locked up his place at 2 A.M. and went home to sleep. After he had been in bed only a few minutes, the phone rang. “What time do you open in the morning?” an obviously inebriated man inquired. The owner was so furious that he slammed down the receiver and went back to sleep.
But a few minutes later, there was another call, and he heard the same voice asking the same question. Said the bar owner, “Listen, I wouldn’t let a person in your condition come in the door!” But the person at the other end said, “No! I don’t want in; I want out!”

你一打开们就会看到我！（英文原稿）
一个酒吧老板在凌晨两点关了酒吧，然后回家去睡觉。刚躺在床上才几分钟，电话响了。“你的酒吧早上几点营业？”很明显问这句话的人已经喝醉了。老板很生气，狠狠的挂断电话后又去睡觉了。
可是几分种后，电话又响了。结果还是同样的声音问了同样的问题。酒吧老板说：听着，我不会让你这种状态的人进入到我的酒吧的。而另一端的人却说：是啊，我不想进去，我现在想出去。