Mark Twain,a famous American writer,like to play jokes on other.But once a joke was played on him.
One day Mark twain was invited to give a talk in the evening.(1)The young man said that he had an uncle with him.He told Mark Twain that his uncle never laughed or smiled,and that nobody was able to make him smile or laugh."YOU bring your uncle to my talk tonight,"said Mark Twain,"(2)"
That evening the young man and his uncie sat in the front.(3)He told several funny stoyies,but the old man still kept quiet,Finally Mark Twain stopped.(4)
Some day later, Mark Twain told another friend of what had happened,"Oh," said his friend,"(5)He has been deaf for years."
Ⅰ.选出正确的句子完成短文（两项多余）
A.I'm sure I can make him laugh.
B.Mark Twain would listen to a talk in the evening.
C.At lunch he met a young man,one of his friends.
D.The old man didn't hear what Mark Twain said.
E.Mark Twain began to speak.
F.He was tired and disappointed.
G.I know that old man.
Ⅱ.根据英文解释从故事中找出相应的单词
1.very well-known______
2.something said to make others laugh,especially a funny story_______
3.an informal(非正式的）speech or lecture____
4.the brother of one's father or mother,or the husband of one's aunt________
5.with little noise______
6.unabie to hear at all or to hear well______

(1)-C
(2)-A
(3)-E
(4)-F
(5)-G

1:fmaous
2:a joke
3:a talk
4:uncle
5:quiet
6:deaf